Middle Finger Umbrella
Now you can give the middle finger to old Mother Nature and people who want to take cover beside you with the middle finger umbrella. Not only will you be sticking it to rain clouds, but you’ll be staying dry all while making a bold statement.
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Whether you’re living in London, staying in Seattle or just chilling in Cherrapunji there’s one naturally occurring phenomenon that’s almost always messing up your day. Because, unless you’re a tree, a dried-up riverbed or some kind of obscure, hibernating, desert frog; water falling from the sky is a real hassle.
No matter whether it’s a cold November rain, some April showers or just the rains down in Africa; we’re sick of all this water raining on our parade. Which is why we’re showing the heavens who's boss with the all new Up Yours Umbrella.
Of course we know that a portable, rain protection device isn’t exactly ground-breaking, but frankly we’ve had just about enough and we’re blaming it on the rain. Armed with thisbrilliant brolly you can now be singing and dancing in the rain without raindrops falling on your head, all the while knowing that you’re letting those dark clouds know just how you feel.
Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Or even better, just p*ss off all together.
- We appreciate that rain is a vital element of our natural eco-system and is a main source of that sweet, life-giving nectar known as water. We just wish it didn’t have to happen after we’d done our hair especially.
- Spring loaded opening mechanism
- High quality waterproofed polyester
- Classic middle finger image
- Dome is made from 100% polyester in 8 sections
- When closed measures approximately 29cm(L) x 8cm(Ø)
- When opened measures approximately 100cm(Ø)
Rain Gear Type: Umbrellas
Brand Name: OEM
Control: Non-automatic Umbrella
Pattern: Three-folding Umbrella
Age Group: Adults
Model Number: GOW-003
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