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Middle Finger Umbrella Up Yours Mother Nature Umbrella Umbrella

Middle Finger Umbrella Up Yours Mother Nature Umbrella Umbrella

$23.99 USD

Middle Finger Umbrella

Now you can give the middle finger to old Mother Nature and people who want to take cover beside you with the middle finger umbrella. Not only will you be sticking it to rain clouds, but you’ll be staying dry all while making a bold statement.

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Whether you’re living in London, staying in Seattle or just chilling in Cherrapunji there’s one naturally occurring phenomenon that’s almost always messing up your day. Because, unless you’re a tree, a dried-up riverbed or some kind of obscure, hibernating, desert frog; water falling from the sky is a real hassle

No matter whether it’s a cold November rain, some April showers or just the rains down in Africa; we’re sick of all this water raining on our parade. Which is why we’re showing the heavens who's boss with the all new Up Yours Umbrella

Of course we know that a portable, rain protection device isn’t exactly ground-breaking, but frankly we’ve had just about enough and we’re blaming it on the rain. Armed with thisbrilliant brolly you can now be singing and dancing in the rain without raindrops falling on your head, all the while knowing that you’re letting those dark clouds know just how you feel. 

Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Or even better, just p*ss off all together.

Please Note:

  • We appreciate that rain is a vital element of our natural eco-system and is a main source of that sweet, life-giving nectar known as water. We just wish it didn’t have to happen after we’d done our hair especially.

Product Features:

  • Spring loaded opening mechanism
  • High quality waterproofed polyester
  • Classic middle finger image

Technical Specifications:

  • Dome is made from 100% polyester in 8 sections

Dimensions:

  • When closed measures approximately 29cm(L) x 8cm(Ø)
  • When opened measures approximately 100cm(Ø)
FREE WORLD WIDE SHIPPING! Please see home page for details. Allow 3-6 weeks for basic free delivery.

    Type: Umbrellas
    Rain Gear Type: Umbrellas
    Brand Name: OEM
    Control: Non-automatic Umbrella
    Size: M
    Pattern: Three-folding Umbrella
    Age Group: Adults
    Color: Black
    Gender: Universal
    Product: Umbrella
    Material: Polyester
    Function: Folding
    Model Number: GOW-003

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