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Middle Finger Umbrella Up Yours Mother Nature Umbrella Umbrella
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Middle Finger Umbrella
Now you can give the middle finger to old Mother Nature and people who want to take cover beside you with the middle finger umbrella. Not only will you be sticking it to rain clouds, but you’ll be staying dry all while making a bold statement.
Umbrella ella ella
Whether you’re living in London, staying in Seattle or just chilling in Cherrapunji there’s one naturally occurring phenomenon that’s almost always messing up your day. Because, unless you’re a tree, a dried-up riverbed or some kind of obscure, hibernating, desert frog; water falling from the sky is a real hassle.
No matter whether it’s a cold November rain, some April showers or just the rains down in Africa; we’re sick of all this water raining on our parade. Which is why we’re showing the heavens who's boss with the all new Up Yours Umbrella.
Of course we know that a portable, rain protection device isn’t exactly ground-breaking, but frankly we’ve had just about enough and we’re blaming it on the rain. Armed with thisbrilliant brolly you can now be singing and dancing in the rain without raindrops falling on your head, all the while knowing that you’re letting those dark clouds know just how you feel.
Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Or even better, just p*ss off all together.
Please Note:
- We appreciate that rain is a vital element of our natural eco-system and is a main source of that sweet, life-giving nectar known as water. We just wish it didn’t have to happen after we’d done our hair especially.
Product Features:
- Spring loaded opening mechanism
- High quality waterproofed polyester
- Classic middle finger image
Technical Specifications:
- Dome is made from 100% polyester in 8 sections
Dimensions:
- When closed measures approximately 29cm(L) x 8cm(Ø)
- When opened measures approximately 100cm(Ø)
Type: Umbrellas
Rain Gear Type: Umbrellas
Brand Name: OEM
Control: Non-automatic Umbrella
Size: M
Pattern: Three-folding Umbrella
Age Group: Adults
Color: Black
Gender: Universal
Product: Umbrella
Material: Polyester
Function: Folding
Model Number: GOW-003
Estimated between and
Will usually ship within 5 business day.
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Please allow 15-30 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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You get a full 365 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
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Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
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In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
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Ordering from Full Force Imorts is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
Middle Finger Umbrella
Now you can give the middle finger to old Mother Nature and people who want to take cover beside you with the middle finger umbrella. Not only will you be sticking it to rain clouds, but you’ll be staying dry all while making a bold statement.
Umbrella ella ella
Whether you’re living in London, staying in Seattle or just chilling in Cherrapunji there’s one naturally occurring phenomenon that’s almost always messing up your day. Because, unless you’re a tree, a dried-up riverbed or some kind of obscure, hibernating, desert frog; water falling from the sky is a real hassle.
No matter whether it’s a cold November rain, some April showers or just the rains down in Africa; we’re sick of all this water raining on our parade. Which is why we’re showing the heavens who's boss with the all new Up Yours Umbrella.
Of course we know that a portable, rain protection device isn’t exactly ground-breaking, but frankly we’ve had just about enough and we’re blaming it on the rain. Armed with thisbrilliant brolly you can now be singing and dancing in the rain without raindrops falling on your head, all the while knowing that you’re letting those dark clouds know just how you feel.
Rain, rain, go away, come again another day. Or even better, just p*ss off all together.
Please Note:
- We appreciate that rain is a vital element of our natural eco-system and is a main source of that sweet, life-giving nectar known as water. We just wish it didn’t have to happen after we’d done our hair especially.
Product Features:
- Spring loaded opening mechanism
- High quality waterproofed polyester
- Classic middle finger image
Technical Specifications:
- Dome is made from 100% polyester in 8 sections
Dimensions:
- When closed measures approximately 29cm(L) x 8cm(Ø)
- When opened measures approximately 100cm(Ø)
Type: Umbrellas
Rain Gear Type: Umbrellas
Brand Name: OEM
Control: Non-automatic Umbrella
Size: M
Pattern: Three-folding Umbrella
Age Group: Adults
Color: Black
Gender: Universal
Product: Umbrella
Material: Polyester
Function: Folding
Model Number: GOW-003
Estimated between and
Will usually ship within 5 business day.
|
Please allow 15-30 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it! |
|
|
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
You get a full 365 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent. |
|
|
Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap! |
|
|
In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down. |
|
|
We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again. |
|
|
Ordering from Full Force Imorts is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either. |
